Friday, July 18, 2008

Joining the Darkside.

I'm going to be doing my future blogs on Gameriot for now. There is just a lot more traffic and exposure there and the trolls don't bother to me much. The few intelligent and funny people make up for them by far, IMO.

Currently, I'm in the Warhammer beta and I'm really looking forward to when NDA is dropped so I can start posting some thoughts and videos.

Take care.

Gameriot Blog

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The Real "WoW-Killer"

Over the past few months we have seen numerous articles and blogs as to what the next best MMORPG will be. What game will be the predestined and much anticipated "WoW-killer?" We've seen LOTRO fail to stand up to the challenge. AoC, while at first looking like a strong contender, is currently crumbling under the pressure of releasing their game a year too soon.

Darkfall Online? Vaporware
Warhammer Online? Maybe
Zeppelin Pirates? WTF NO

Now the talk is that the only true WoW-Killer on the horizon will be Blizzard's own recently-revealed next generation MMO. Well, I've kept silent enough. There is an MMORPG out there now which could easily dethrone WoW if only more people knew about it.

That MMORPG is none other than Wolfquest. Wolfquest has it all: PvP, high-end PvE, and social interactivity. I'll go through all of these one-by-one a little later in this article, but first you need to see this demo of Wolfquest. In order to entice PvPers to it's game Wolfquest asked some of the most well-known PvPers from BG9 to help them with this video demonstration of their game. Their names will not be given out of respect for their privacy.




Okay, now that I have your attention. Pretty damn awesome, isn't it? And the most awesome part? You can piss on shit! Videogame PvPers have been dreaming about having the ability to piss on their online opponents for centuries. And, now... finally, we have a game that delivers!

So, what does this game have besides the awesome ability to tear out your enemy's throat and piss on his corpse?

1. Riveting PvP As if the ability to piss on someone isn't enough, this game offers fast-paced riveting PvP. Check this footage out. The best action is at the end.




Oh man, that's really got my blood pumping! Let me explain what happened there since many of you aren't familiar with the intracacies of Wolfquest PvP. Okay, first they stared each down, checking each other out. Then the brown wolf suddenly lunged twice missing both times. Then the black wolf lunged back missing once. The brown wolf, realizing that they were outmatched since the black wolf only missed once instead of twice, decides to play dead. The black wolf, however, is not fooled so the brown wolf tried to play dead again. But, the black wolf is pro and is not fooled by this second and often successful feign. The brown wolf then gets up and runs away, which is a good idea because nobody likes to get pissed on.

And if that doesn't convince you that this game offers the most intense PvP to date, then maybe this testimonial will.

"The Golden Wolf giving out real and animated golden showers to other players? It makes my chakra dark just thinking about it." - Ming

2. High-end PvE If PvP isn't your thing, don't worry. Wolfquest offers hours of demanding PvE content as well.




Convinced yet? I know I am, but the best has been saved for last.

3. Social interactivity In a revolutionary move, Wolfquest allows you to aquire mates and even have pups in later patches! Believe it!

Wolfquest mating!
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So, are you ready for the CALL OF THE WILD? If you are ready for a game filled with blood, piss, and doggy-style sex then this is the game for you. If not, stick to your carebear piece of shit WoW game where you belong.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Absurdity of the Day.

Cute infidel puppy dog

Well, at least it's not a jew, amirite? And before you try to correct me and say that jews are dogs. Let me remind you, that sure all jews are dogs BUT not all dogs are jews.

As soon as they cave in and remove the dog from the picture I'm going to call in and let these people know that in MY religion yellow telephones are blasphemous. I will then to have it removed.

Furthermore... it's a rotary telephone? Unbelievable, but I'll let that one slide.